KIND LED GROW PLASMA SPHERE
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We asked ourselves one question: What if growing could be reimagined? Not improved. Not enhanced. Reimagined.
For decades, grow light companies have attempted to replicate the sun's spectrum in their fixtures. We took a bolder approach. We created one.
Introducing Kind LED Grow Plasma Sphere. The first grow light to harness actual nuclear fusion—the same process that powers our sun—in a beautifully designed orb of extraordinary power.
It changes everything. Again.
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One look at your plants and you'll understand. They don't just grow—they thrive in ways previously unimaginable. 400% faster growth. 350% more density. Terpene profiles so complex they require new vocabulary to describe.
We've enclosed a miniature star in our patented Quantum Polymer Shell™—a stunning achievement in materials science that contains the power of fusion in a minimalist 12-inch sphere. It's the perfect union of form and function. Of science and art. Of nuclear physics and horticulture.
With one intuitive control, you'll unleash power that makes conventional grow lights obsolete. It's not just better light. It's actual sunlight. Generated on demand. In your home.
This changes everything. For the third time.
Thermal Coated Grow Chamber™
Specifically engineered to withstand the intense heat signature of the Kind LED Grow Plasma Sphere, this revolutionary grow chamber features seven layers of NASA-developed heat-reflective material, integrated carbon-fiber support beams, and proprietary cooling vents that prevent your home from becoming a charred crater.
The seamless design and elegant silhouette disguise what is essentially a nuclear containment facility, maintaining your grow area's aesthetic appeal while preventing neighborhood evacuation.
Disclaimer:
Kind LED accepts no liability for retinal damage, third-degree burns, or spontaneous vaporization that may occur when looking directly at the Grow Plasma Sphere. Users are advised to wear our specially-designed Fusion-Proof® eyewear (sold separately) at all times. Do not touch Sphere with bare hands, gloved hands, robotic arms, or any appendage you wish to keep. The recommended SPF 50 sunscreen provides approximately 3.7 seconds of protection before catastrophic cellular damage occurs. Please maintain the minimum safe distance of 92.89 million miles, which we acknowledge may present certain logistical challenges for standard grow operations. Should you accidentally drop the Grow Sphere, please assume the emergency position (head between knees, kissing your assets goodbye). In the unlikely event of polymer shell failure, the resulting thermonuclear reaction will create a localized sun on Earth, which may negatively impact property values in your area. The included emergency response kit contains one (1) "Sorry about your planet" greeting card. Our 1-year limited warranty specifically excludes acts of God, which is ironic since you will essentially become one by wielding the power of a star.
When paired with the Thermal Coated Grow Chamber, additional precautions apply. Do not touch the chamber with bare hands, protective gloves, oven mitts, 10' poles, or anything else you can think of for a minimum of 24 hours after the Grow Plasma Sphere has been deactivated. The ambient temperature of the chamber exterior can melt standard thermometers, wedding rings, wristwatches, and wrists. We recommend using the included 12-foot titanium alloy poking stick when checking on plants. The Thermal Coated Grow Chamber is guaranteed to prevent 98.7% of radiation leakage. The Kind LED Grow Plasma Sphere and Thermal Coated Grow Chamber are completely safe for home use. *Results may vary.
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